hedgehogsofasgard:

ambedu:

Happy 1st birthday, Penny!

How cute. Happy birthday!

laughter-everyday:

unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

"GROOT HELP ME YOU FUCKING TWIG"

laughter-everyday:

unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

"GROOT HELP ME YOU FUCKING TWIG"

game npc: hero!! you must save the world from certain destruction!! we have no time left!!
me: k
me: [changes outfit, does three minor quests, changes outfit again, upgrades outfit, does seven more minor quests, runs around punching chickens, changes outfit, completes an entirely separate questline, plays a different video game altogether, changes outfit in real life, plays first videogame again]
me: okay im ready to save the world
game npc: please hurry hero!!
me: actually hold on
me: [changes outfit]
Sunday, 19 October 2014
"There are no sexualities on Pandora, you bang what you can get."
a redditor

tootricky:

Chibi the conure relaxes and enjoys scritches (source)

carrotsforferrets:

people (and bethesda, jesus christ) tend to forget that according to the lore, there are multiple types of Khajiiti. We only typically see the Suthay-Rhats, but Khajit can be born with multiple levels of feline appearance dependent on the moon cycle they are born under. On one end of the spectrum you have some Khajiit who look practically like Bosmer with cat whiskers, and on the other end you have Khajiit who legit just look like housecats but still have sentience and intelligence. For instance, this would be considered to be a perfectly normal Khajiit family in Elsweyr.

carrotsforferrets:

people (and bethesda, jesus christ) tend to forget that according to the lore, there are multiple types of Khajiiti. We only typically see the Suthay-Rhats, but Khajit can be born with multiple levels of feline appearance dependent on the moon cycle they are born under. On one end of the spectrum you have some Khajiit who look practically like Bosmer with cat whiskers, and on the other end you have Khajiit who legit just look like housecats but still have sentience and intelligence. For instance, this would be considered to be a perfectly normal Khajiit family in Elsweyr.

So my professor was asking questions.

Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

7pm: ugh i'm so tired i can't wait to go to sleep tonight
11pm: i'm so exhausted i can't even walk
2am: TIME TO PARTY
starpatches:

"and we can be together…forever"
yandere AIs are everything

starpatches:

"and we can be together…forever"

yandere AIs are everything

 
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